14 things your mother could have taught you that you forgot

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Mother’s Day is Sunday so I’m bringing back a segment from the past. Here is a list of some of the great things mothers have taught and passed down from generation to generation:

  • My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.
  • My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray it comes off the mat.”
  • My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you down in the middle of next week.”
  • My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.”
  • My mother taught me FORECASTING. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you have an accident.”
  • My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
  • My mother taught me STAMINA. “You’ll be sitting there until all the lima beans are gone.”
  • My mother taught me the weather. “This room looks like a tornado has gone through it.”
  • My mother taught me HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I told you a million times. Don’t overdo it.
  • My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it.”
  • My mother taught me BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father.”
  • My mother taught me ANTICIPATION. “Just wait till we get home.”
  • My mother taught me to RECEIVE. “You’ll have it when you get home.”
  • My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you keep crossing your eyes, they’ll freeze that way.”

So how many of them did your mother teach you?

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